🔥 WARNING: THESE MINI SHORTS MAY CAUSE HEARTBREAK & CHAOS

These aren’t just denim shorts. They’re a loaded weapon—high-waisted, mini as hell, and so dangerously hot they should come with a warning label. The raw hem? Reckless. The distressed details? Just enough to make people lose their train of thought when you walk by. And that button-fly? Oh, baby, that’s just showing off.

💡 WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WEAR THESE:

✔ Legs for DAYS – so long, they might need their own zip code

✔ Waist = snatched, confidence = through the roof

✔ Raw hem & distressing – perfectly undone, just like the thoughts you’ll put in their heads

✔ Button-fly closure – because zippers are boring and you? You’re not boring.

✔ 100% Cotton – structured, breathable, and built to handle the attention

✔ Machine washable – because you’ll need them fresh every single weekend

✨ SIZE & FIT:

👗 True to size – if you like them barely-there, stay with your usual. Want extra room? Size up.

🚨 FINAL WARNING: If you wait, someone else is buying the last pair in your size and stealing all the attention that should have been yours. Click ADD TO CART and own the moment.

• Product measurements:

3: hip 33 in, rise 11.5 in, inseam 2.5 in, waist 25 in

5: hip 34 in, rise 11.5 in, inseam 2.5 in, waist 27 in

7: hip 35 in, rise 12 in, inseam 2.5 in, waist 29 in

9: hip 39 in, rise 12 in, inseam 2.5 in, waist 31 in

11: hip 41 in, rise 12.5 in, inseam 2.5 in, waist 33 in

13: hip 43 in, rise 12.5 in, inseam 2.5 in, waist 35 in